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Marko Puusaar

The scene: in a vast, painted desert, a cowboy faces his horse.

Cowboy: "Well, you've been a pretty good hoss, I guess. Hardworkin'.
Not the fastest critter I ever come acrost, but..."

Horse: "No, stupid, not feed*back*. I said I wanted a feed*bag*."
Today is a good day to bribe a high-ranking public official.
The defense attorney was hammering away at the plaintiff:

"You claim," he jeered, "that my client came at you with a broken bottle
in his hand. But is it not true, that you had something in YOUR hand?"

"Yes," the man admitted, "his wife. Very charming, of course,
but not much good in a fight."